im rebooting the blog with a new muse 

Threaten my muse with one of the following!


  • "I know your secret. I have internet connection. Put them together…"
  • "I’ll break both your hands!"
  • "I’ll turn you into shoes!"
  • "I’ll tickle you until you’re blue in the face."
  • "Your computer will continuously play ‘La Bamba’!"
  • "Shame if something were to happen to your family…"
  • "Is this your secret diary? Pity if it fell into the wrong hands."
  • "Shut up or I’ll just ignore you."
  • "I’ll tie you up, get you hot and bothered, and leave you there, helpless."
  • "Do it or I’ll MAKE you do it."

See what your followers thinks of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
NONE = nobody likes you

Send me a “ø” and I’ll generate a number, your muse will receive one of the following from mine:

  1. A fluffy stuffed animal.
  2. A slap to the face.
  3. A confession.
  4. A lengthy lecture.
  5. A pillow fight.
  6. My muse wearing an outfit of your muse’s choosing.
  7. My muse for two nights.
  8. A night time cuddle coupon.
  9. A gift.
  10. A passionate kiss.
  11. A nose kiss.
  12. One day where they can do whatever they want to my muse.
  13. A date.
  14. A romantic night out.
  15. A bubble bath with my muse.
  16. A girl’s/boy’s night out.
  17. My muse has to live out one fantasy for your muse.
  18. To share a milk shake.
  19. My muse will do your muse’s chores for three days.
  20. A spanking.
  21. A noogie.
  22. My muse will sing any one song for yours.
  23. My muse will be your muse’s work out buddy for a day.
  24. My muse will serve as a body pillow for yours.
  25. A drink at the bar.
  26. A dinner made by my muse.
  27. A vacation with my muse.
  28. A free trip to a carnival with my muse.

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[I].. sent 4:32 A.M. [I can't feel my lgs].. sent 4:34 A.M.

[What in the ever-loving fuck did you do] 

The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

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Put a percent in my ask box.


0% Walking to my toilet, brb.

15% Uh.

30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.

45% Awh.

50% Small crush, nbd.

65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.

80% I really want to talk to you…

95% Me, you, bed.

100% Will you be mine?


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If you could warn someone who was just meeting my character about something what would it be?


I can’t comment on it, just post it.

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Send a ✘ for a kiss from my muse.

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Anonymous Asked:
U r the senpai b/c u r super gr8